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I'm Yamamoto!
I'm Jibai!
I'm Ryota!
I'm Tadashi!
I'm Yamamoto!
I'm Tadashi!
Everyone, I...
I don't know if you know...
I think you know, but...
I used to be a teacher at school!
WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Thank you very much!
You said it so smoothly!
Why didn't you bite me?!
I remembered it for the rest of my life!
I went to an educational college to become a teacher, and I learned about classes and education.
I had the opportunity to show various classes of teachers there.
Classes have their own personality depending on the teacher.
If you're an interesting teacher, you can run for 45 minutes with interest from the first part of the story to the end.
I thought it was amazing.
Wait a minute! My friends at Tokai On Air are sexual and have interesting stories.
I thought you might be able to do some really funny classes.
WHAAAAAAAAT?!
I've never heard of such a thing.
Education...
Isn't there a class anymore?
If you ask me what kind of teacher my children's favorite teacher is, it's not a kind teacher.
It's an interesting teacher.
Wow!
You're wrong!
I don't know who you're talking about.
You all have one of the elements of a good teacher, which is interesting.
So you have another class ability.
But you've had a lot of classes before, so I thought you might be able to do it.
So I'll give you a week's preparation period.
So please study about the topics of the classes given randomly.
Wow! You're going to study!
I'm not smart at all.
This is what I'm best at, isn't it?
It certainly doesn't look like it.
It's my first year of college.
What was your first year of college?
A year before?
Four.
Is your college cap student four?
Isn't it four?
It's like a class and a club.
I dropped it all.
So I'm going to announce the theme now.
There's a little variation in the night, so I'd like to say it randomly.
This is important.
Isn't it better to be simple?
Everyone, please decide your favorite number by hitting it.
I chose number one. Yumemaru-san, how do you generate wealth?
Oh, it's an easy question.
It sounds fun. How do you generate wealth?
I chose number two. Tetsuya-san, what is wealth?
Ah, it's over!
It's over. I hate wealth the most in the world.
It's hard for me to understand that.
It's terrible.
If you say you don't know, you'll probably be cut off.
I don't know why you don't know.
I chose number three. How do you raise a baby?
Oh, it's funny.
This is amazing.
It's like a character came out.
I chose number four. It's a multiplication table of fractions.
Oh, it's really easy.
I see.
Well, it's easy, so students are elementary school students and children.
It's not for adults.
I chose number five. What is wealth?
I'll explain the interpretation.
What is wealth?
It's not a responsible comment.
I'll tell you what wealth is later.
It may be the worst.
It's really bad.
It would have been nice if it had been like this.
In reality, I will be a student assistant and the other four who are not teaching will also be student assistants.
In addition, we are inviting serious educational people as guests.
Don't call me an educational person.
It's a research course, isn't it?
I'm self-taught.
So you have one week to prepare.
You can use things or decide what kind of business you want to do.
Be sure to prepare.
Thank you, Mr. Ishebaki!
Thank you for preparing for the class, teachers.
I've got a guide book in my hands, so I'm excited about what kind of class you're going to give me.
Last time, I said I was anxious to be the only one doing it, so I asked you to bring someone who knows more about it.
I didn't mess with you, I brought someone like you.
I'm Haishi, who has a channel called "I tried teaching a certain man."
Thank you for having me.
It's an era where you can study on YouTube.
It's a test week, so you can't be on YouTube.
But you can watch Haishi's videos.
I'm a YouTuber.
That's amazing.
Haishi originally had experience teaching himself.
He used to work with girls who could really teach.
From a child's point of view, "Isn't that weird?"
Well, kids don't know.
He'll ask you some serious questions.
That's really scary.
You know everything I'm about to do, don't you?
I got a theme from you and studied it seriously.
I went to pick up Haishi at the station.
As I was heading here, I said, "Haishi, I'm sorry."
I may have said something wrong.
Let's start with Rika's class for the first hour.
Let's start with Yumemaru.
I think you're ready, so please talk about it once.
Please come in when you're ready again.
Can you say it until I'm done talking?
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I've got a lot on my mind about class.
You don't know, do you?
Let's start class.
Teacher, is that how you do it?
That's right.
I've been doing it like this for a long time.
Rika, let's start class.
What we're going to do today is...
Do you know how to say it?
It's "weakness".
"Weakness"...
I'm telling you, it's a good line.
You're kind.
I'm a bad teacher.
When do you feel weakness?
As you can see.
When you fall.
When you fall?
That might be a little different.
You're always like this.
What do you call when you say "weakness"?
That's amazing!
What is it?
I don't know at all!
Last Wednesday's class,
Tetsuya was swimming in the water,
but Shibayu was sinking.
Why is that?
Tetsuya put a lot of air in his lungs at the time.
So there's a swim bladder that allows fish to swim.
There's a swim bladder like this.
It's about this big.
You have a lot of this swim bladder, don't you?
If you do that, you'll probably go "pfft"!
I knew it!
Class is over.
Thank you.
Um...
I'm going to jump.
It's my first time, so...
This picture...
What does it say?
How was it?
What was the worst thing about it?
The worst thing about it...
Well...
To tell you the truth, I didn't know what was important.
Hey, hey!
The most important thing is...
"Gut"!
"Gut" and "pfft"!
It's better to have real things.
I see!
That's true.
Usually, when you swim in the water, you sink,
so you have to compare what sinks with what floats.
That's too much!
I'm sorry!
It's a little messy and dirty, isn't it?
I don't know if it's dirty or not.
Oh, that's the length of the arrow.
It's really hard to find the way.
The most important thing is...
"Gut"!
"Gut" and "pfft"!
Okay, I'll dye my hair!
We'll be doing a class on fractions!
You guys know fractions are hard, right?
But fractions are actually really easy!
What?!
They're really easy!
"Converse"! This is important!
You know what "converse" is, Tetsuya?
"Converse"...?!
I've never heard of it!
You've never heard of it?!
You don't know "converse" either?!
I've never heard of it in real life!
You've never heard of it in real life?!
You know that thing where you stab something?
That...
"small" thing?
"Small" thing?!
What is it?!
You're so mean!
What is "converse" to "small"?!
"Three-quarters"!
Correct!
"Three-quarters"...
I don't know "two-thirds"!
You just reverse it!
That's "converse"!
If you reverse "two", you become "pocky"!
It's not like that!
The top and bottom are "converse"!
It's like this...
I see...
Seriously, if you read Yamada-kun's actual version...
"Three-quarters"...
I said "converse" would solve it...
Did I say it?
Let's say it!
For example...
It becomes "three"!
This is "three-quarters"...
Why does "converse" solve "three-quarters"?
You don't know, do you?
This is hard!
"Two-tenths" is "five"!
Let's solve this "three-quarters"!
"Three-tenths" is "three"!
The opposite number comes out here.
That's why it's "three-fourths".
How do you do it?
It's complicated at home.
It was difficult!
But if you're busy, you can use the opposite number.
If you use the opposite number, you'll be fine.
Are you okay, Toshi-kun?
If Toshimitsu can understand it, this class will be fine, because the teacher understands it.
Tissue is amazing!
You're really famous.
That's it for today's class!
I don't know what "three-tenths" is.
It's "two-tenths"!
You gave it out in the city!
The size of "three-tenths" is easy for elementary school students to read.
But when you say "three-tenths", there is no conclusion.
Only numbers come out.
If you write "two-tenths" and "two-tenths" in the first class, you can improve it.
If you write "two-tenths", you can live for the next day.
That's right.
If you say it, you'll miss it.
It's important to write it.
Thank you for your hard work today!
Now that I think of it, it's kind of scary to be next to girls in that profession.
I want to do it now!
Everyone is in the same class now, so please take the insurance policy!
Let's clap!
Yes, let's clap!
Let's clap, let's clap! You guys are crazy, aren't you?
Yes, this!
Thank you for your hard work!
You're a mommy dog, aren't you?
This!
Be careful!
And!
Thank you for your hard work!
Um, Emiworu!
Yes!
Um... How were you born?
My dad and mom raised me.
I see!
No, that's not what we're going to talk about today.
I'm wondering how babies are born!
Wait, what's your characteristic now?
Well, you're a boy, aren't you?
There are male and female.
What about the female?
The female is definitely male.
Male! Male!
It's male!
To make a conclusion first,
babies are born as male and female, and one by one,
um, in the uterus.
I've touched it a few times, but...
Wait a minute, you're in the uterus, aren't you?
Huh?
This is a woman's body!
I'm serious about this!
My dad and mom are close friends.
We're close friends.
It's about sex!
It's about sex.
Oh, I see.
Father and mother...
Huh?
Father and mother...
My dad...
He's like...
Huh?
He's like...
What?
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
Here you are.
You all have this.
Is it a vibrator?
No.
Why is it?
If you take it out like this, the race will start.
Are you doing it?
You look like a squid.
Shut up!
If you sterilize it, you can eat a lot of nutritious food for about ten months.
I feel something.
No, no, no.
Should we put it in our notebooks?
What?
If you put it in your notebook, you can't take it out.
It's terrible.
It's overwhelmingly terrible.
Insurance companies don't take out their notebooks.
That's right.
I think it's a big deal to talk to a teacher.
I think so, too.
It's a conversation and communication class.
If you don't have a blackboard, you can't do it anyway.
That's right.
I don't have a resistance book at college.
No.
I don't know what it looks like from a different perspective.
As soon as I commented on this, I got burned and scared.
Why am I burning?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
You've been messing with your cell phones for a while.
Twitter, Instagram, those kinds of SNS.
How do you think people used to do it in the past?
Like a mixer?
It's in the past! In the past!
People in the Heian period used this!
You have to hold it short!
Tanka!
It's a tanka, everyone!
Have you heard of a tanka?
Who uses a tanka for a national flag?
That's right!
This is, you know...
A poet's ring!
- Young man! - Young man!
Young man!
Red water and noodles!
He's gone now.
Let's have him write a poem about his situation.
- Did you get your poem? - Yes.
Like this?
I think the author was already tired of looking up at the sky.
- Does that mean the author is bored? - Yes.
I see.
- I wanted him to write about birds. - Me, too.
I didn't expect him to write about birds.
Me, neither.
I'll just...
So...
There's a culture of change in poetry.
Let's change, everyone!
It says "pre-poetry" here.
"Pre-poetry"?
Let's read it together!
One, two...
Pre-poetry
What do you think it means, Yumiyan?
"Pre-poetry" and "pre-poetry" are both popular.
That's one way of looking at it.
Let's see the next one.
- What? - This is a difficult one.
- Is it really that difficult? - It says it here, too.
What did you think of it, everyone?
You thought of a lot of things, didn't you?
- Teacher? - Yes?
Are you done with class?
Can I go home now?
Did you practice this class?
No, I didn't.
What do you think of this class?
To be honest, I don't know anything about it.
What was it?
I don't know anything about it.
I think it's pretty common to have someone draw a picture in class.
But if only one person does it every day, you'll be bored for an hour.
When you see someone drawing, you'll think, "Oh, is that so?"
Everyone has to do it.
If you're going to draw a picture, you should draw it on paper.
It's better to do it in class.
Thank you for your time.
That's all for today.
Today is a new class.
I've heard of "sekibun".
"Bibun", "sekibun", "iikibun".
Isn't it "sekibun"?
Like SEVEN-ELEVEN.
That's right.
Don't say that.
It's not good.
I hate you.
Shut up.
"sekibun" and...
There's a graph I don't know.
What is this?
What do you use it for?
It's about how wide this range is.
That's "sekibun".
It's about what you use it for.
I don't use it.
Why don't you use it?
It's about how wide it is.
What is "y" and "x"?
Calculate it from the beginning.
What?
What is it?
(Laughter)
What does it mean?
Yes, I think this graph is difficult, but let's explain it with an image.
What does this look like?
What does it look like?
What does this look like now?
Please draw it with a picture.
Oh, is it difficult to understand? How about this?
If you look at it like this, it's a conspiracy.
(Laughter)
It's a movie.
It's a f**king fashion.
This is...
Yes.
In other words, this column is...
Yes.
...the number of passengers, isn't it?
In other words...
Then let's look at a different pattern.
If you remember these four patterns, basically everything will be fine, right?
That's all.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to give you a list of things you can do in your daily life.
Oh, really?
There are a lot of past sentences, but...
I can tell you've thought about it a lot in class.
I've been looking up past sentences a lot.
I happened to see that example for two hours.
I thought, "Wow, I can see this."
Is there a pattern that isn't two hours?
I think three hours is the best.
Three hours?
What's the second floor? The mountains are the second floor.
The mountains above and below.
I think this is the easiest example to come up with.
What?
The world's largest number of...
Three hours?
Leave this land behind.
It's really close, isn't it?
At that time, I'm going to divide it up really finely and add it up one by one.
Please think about it.
It's really bad, isn't it?
Thank you for your hard work.
How did you actually do your class?
I'm tired.
I'm really tired.
I really don't want to be a teacher.
Isn't the teacher good at class?
No, I said, "What do you think, Toshimitsu-kun?"
Toshimitsu-kun suddenly made fun of me.
Doesn't it make you angry?
If you say that's not it, it'll be over.
I think most of the people watching this video are going to school.
I think it's hard for teachers.
I may be bullying my school teacher all the time.
Hey, let me ask you something.
Please think of it as a message from me.
And I hope you won't ever teach anyone anything again.
I'm not learning how to teach.
Fais, how was your class today?
It was a lot of fun.
Let me say one thing.
Thank you for your hard work for the past two days.
I used to be a teacher for a while...
Whaaaaaat!?
First of all, yes...
Teacher...
Two lines...
What's Gakiko?
You don't need to know that...